Thursday, November 30, 2017

Terminal 3

Thursday, November 30th, 2017
Los Angeles, CA, Habana, Cuba



It’s 5:30am PDT and I am waking up for my trip to Cuba! My flight leaves at 9am and I am worried that everything is going to go wrong.

At 6:30am, I arrive at LAX. I somehow allow my driver to convince me that my flight leaves out of the Tom Bradley international terminal, even though I am pretty sure it goes out of Terminal 6. By 6:35 I am speed-walking to Terminal 6.

By 7am I am checking into my flight. I have to stop at a special counter to show my passport and pick up additional paperwork for Cuba. I get through security quickly and even have time to grab a breakfast burger at The Counter. After breakfast, I frantically check the flight details for Laura and Andrew who are flying out of Austin just an hour after me. Given their layover, I should get to Cuba about 1 hour ahead of them; we have plans to meet outside of customs. At the last minute, I send out a text to tell them that if we end up in different terminals, that I will come to them.

Soon my boarding group is called. I pass off my signed affidavit to the flight attendant, stating my purpose for traveling to Cuba. Of the 12 available general licenses I chose Educational Activities - People to People. Even though Trump’s new policy, closed the People to People travel category last month, I had booked my airline ticket prior to his announcement. I am grandfathered into the old policy, but just barely.

The flight attendant checks my paperwork and then I am on the plane. Man, this flight really is empty.


Once I am settled, I go through a mental checklist of all of my preparations for Cuba:

1. Money: I have 1700 Euros pressed tightly in my travel notebook. Even though I have planned ahead, I have to admit that I have some major anxiety in this regard. My extensive research uncovered the following facts: The Cuban Convertible Peso (also called CUC) is a closed currency, so you can only get it in Cuba. Cubans charge a 10% premium on exchanging US dollars (ergo the Euros). And US credit and debit cards will not work in Cuba. 

My plan, which was validated by the currency exchange rep in downtown LA, is to walk immediately to the exchange window in the Habana airport, exchange all of my Euros, and then divide my CUCs into multiple locations. I have been assured that crime in Cuba is basically non-existent, but I can not shake my LA sensibilities about carrying large sums of cash.

2. The Spanish language: Despite the fact that I have been practicing, I am not feeling confident in my Spanish. As an extra measure, I have downloaded Google Translate and even ran a few tests in offline mode.

3. Traveling sans GPS - Cuba is known for lack of cell reception (none, in the case of AT&T) and spotty wifi. To this end, I have a folder full of printed maps (though, I have no idea how to read them!). I also downloaded Maps.me and tested it offline. I am feeling moderately good about my navigation abilities.

4. Traveling sans email access - I have printed confirmations for all of our Airbnbs plus my flight back home. I also have 2 color copies of my passport (one in my suitcase and one in my carry on) and multiple lists of tourist stops and other travel recommendations.

5. The People to People documentation requirement - In order to travel under the general license of “Educational Activities - People to People”, I will need to spend at least 6 hours per day for 5 days per week interacting directly with the Cuban people. This can involve staying in an Airbnb, using a private car service, taking walking tours, eating in private restaurants, etc. I’ll also need to avoid any of the government-run companies, recently published on Trump’s blacklist. I have a printed copy of the list and a small notebook to document how I spend my time.

Around 4pm EDT, we start our descent into Cuba. I am nervous but also very excited. Once we land, it only takes a few minutes for everyone to exit the plane. My next stop is to check in with border control; they want to take a picture of me and the lady has to tell me 5 times to stop smiling. Oh well, I’m here!

I make my way over to baggage claim and confirm three things: I am in Terminal 2, this is not the main terminal and my friends will be arriving in Terminal 3.

First things first, I line up to retrieve my bag. I quickly strike up a conversation with a 20-something guy who is a bartender. I use this opportunity to brush up on my knowledge of rum-based cocktails. Eventually, he wanders off and a nice, older Californian lady asks if it’s my first time in Cuba. I say yes and she gives me some advice to make sure to get out of Habana for a few days (luckily, this is already part of the plan). She tells me that she travels to Cuba a few times a year and seems to be well versed. I decide to ask her about getting to Terminal 3 and her expression suggests this is complicated. Ugh. She tells me to stay put and then goes to talk to one of the security people. They go back and forth for what seems like forever. Soon she returns and tells me that Terminal 3 is about a 10 minute drive away and that I’ll need to take a cab. She says that I should pay 8 CUCs and that they will try to charge me more. I thank her profusely.
After nearly an hour, I see my bag come through on the carousel. Since I have nothing to declare, I quickly make it through the final checkpoint. I look for a place to drop off my health declaration card, but no one is around.

When I first walk outside, I am bombarded by cab drivers. I politely say no to most of them, but one guy is persistent, so I ask how much to get to Terminal 3. He says it’s 30 CUCs; I say no way and continue my search for a money exchange. Eventually, I am directed up an escalator to the departures level and walk up right up to the exchange window. I hand over all of my Euros and am rewarded with nearly 2000 CUCs. I silently breath a sigh of relief.

I take a few minutes to divide up my money into multiple locations and then head back out to the crowd of crazy cab drivers. I identify a less enthusiastic driver and he says that it’s only 15 CUCs to Terminal 3. Eventually, we settle on 10. I am feeling proud.

I follow him into the parking lot. His car is slightly further away than I am comfortable with, but I just go with the flow. We quickly exit the airport and enter the highway. We are driving pretty fast down the freeway for a full five minutes before I re-confirm that we are going to Terminal 3. He says yes and I try to relax. Eventually, we arrive and I am beginning to understand why this was so complicated.

I pay my driver and re-enter the very crowded airport. I make one full lap to look for Laura and Andrew. I do not see them yet, but streams of tourists are flooding in from both sides of the building. I am looking for somewhere central to wait when I spot them. I am basically jumping and yelling and they see me immediately. I am so excited!

They had an easy flight in and just need to exchange their money before we can head into town. Exchanging money in Terminal 3 proves to be way more time consuming than it was in Terminal 2. I sit with a mountain of bags, while Laura and Andrew wait in line. When Laura finally gets to the front, the money machine seemingly breaks. It takes extra long for her to get her money, but, eventually, we are ready to brave the large crowd of cab drivers. Luckily, our Airbnb host has given us an estimated cost to her house and it is easy to get the price we are looking for. Soon we are all settled in the cab and are on our way into Habana!

The drive takes about half an hour and ends up costing 30 CUCs. It’s dark outside and we are all surprised by the lack of traffic. Our driver is weaving through tiny streets and continually talking to people on the road. It seems like he is asking for directions, but we’re not sure. I am tempted to pull out my large folder of maps, but I restrain myself.

Eventually we are dropped off at Leyanis’s house, which will be our home for the next 3 nights. She quickly answers the door when we knock. She introduces us to Manny, who will also be hosting us. Manny makes an extravagant show of presenting our half of the row house, which includes a living room, a master bedroom with it’s own bathroom and secondary bedroom, which also has its own bathroom. At one point, he tells us not to drink from the sink and makes a funny pantomime of being sick to get his point across. I probably wouldn’t drink from the sink anyways, but his point is well taken. After the tour of our 3 rooms, we stumble through a pretty awkward conversation in Spanish where we set up breakfast for tomorrow and a plan to meet our tour guide. When Manny asks us what time we would like to start breakfast, we suggest 8am. Manny shakes his head disappointingly and negotiates us down to 9am. I am secretly grateful.

When we are finally left alone, we take only a few minutes to get settled. Most of this time is spent discussing what we we are going to do with all of our money. There is a weird, little safe in the master bedroom, but we eventually decide that would be the first place to be robbed... also, we can’t open it. We each make decisions about where to store our cash. I end up literally putting some under my mattress. Between the 3 of us, we have stashes in at least 9 locations; this seems logical.

It’s almost 9pm and we are finally ready to go find some dinner. When we leave the house, we have to use a makeshift, pulley system to open the door (it’s being painted and is wet). Laura and Andrew are feeling generous and let me have the first turn at operating the pulley. When we get outside, the door will not latch. We all three stand around it for nearly 5 minutes, before a neighbor finally comes over to help. He shows us how to latch the door by slamming it shut. Okay, that works.

I pull out my Maps.me app, but we really have no idea where to go. We pick street that looks long and straight on the map and decide to follow it. We quickly pass a few restaurants and review the menus. We decide on Chacon 162, which has a pre-fix dinner special for 10 CUCs each (including mojitos!). We could all use a mojito.

We grab a table on the sidewalk and are served multiple courses. Our meal is nice and there is a really cute street cat that keeps begging us for food. Laura and I feed the cat, even though we know we are not supposed to. After dinner, we hang out for a round of beer. The server introduces us to the idea of national beer, which is either Cristal (light) or Bucanero (dark). We all choose Cristal, which tastes a lot like Coors.

Next we decide to explore. We head over to Floridita, which is known as the bar that Hemingway frequented (and is, admittedly, a big tourist trap). As soon as we arrive, rain starts pouring down; we run inside. The ambiance feels a little stuffy, but we are trapped, due to the small monsoon that has developed outside. We hang around long enough to slurp down our drinks and take funny pictures next to a bronze statue of Hemingway.

Now that the rain has died down, we decide to walk around a little bit and see what else we can find. Eventually I spot an outdoor bar next to a park full of cats. We stop in for a round of drinks. I try to order rum and Diet Coke and the bartender tells me no. Well, regular Coke it is!

This bar has a pretty good atmosphere. There is a large group of tourists behind us who are attempting to transfer the remains of all of their cocktails into one large empty soda bottle. Eventually they are successful and leave the bar with a soda bottle half full of watered down, rum-based cocktails.

Around midnight the bar is starting to shut down. We decide to head back to our Airbnb and agree to only stop if something looks interesting and is on the way. About one block away we see a bar called La Farmacia. We stop in for a night cap. Thier cocktail menu is interesting and Laura and I pick drinks at random (Andrew opts for a beer). Laura’s drink arrives in a classy, little dessert wine glass. Mine arrives in a fishbowl with an upside down beer on top of it. Laura and Andrew can’t stop laughing me.

It’s nearing 1am and it’s as good of a time as any to wrap up the night. We make it back to our Airbnb and all promise to reconvene in the living room for breakfast at 8:50am.

Habana is already shaping up to be totally awesome and, as a bonus, it’s full of cats!

Sunday, September 24, 2017

No chicory root for you.

Sunday, September 24th 2017
Destin, FL, New Orleans, LA and Los Angeles, CA

It’s 8am Central Time and I am officially miserable. I don’t know what time we went to sleep last night, but it was definitely too late. I have a major hangover and somehow manage to quickly get myself together for the day. We have committed to visiting our Grandmother at 9am. Around 8:30am we are ready to leave. I call an Uber and we head back over to Destin to pick up my brother’s FJ Cruiser. Our Uber driver is swerving pretty badly and eventually almost runs off the road. “I fell asleep”, he says. I look at Mike and we both buckle our seat belts.

After holding my breath for another 20 minutes our driver flies passed the parking lot at AJs. When he offers to turn back we insist on exiting at the next parking lot. A short walk later we are at the car.

From here I insist on Starbucks again. It will make us late, but I am basically nonfunctional at this point. My brother is driving very slowly. He must feel like I do. I run into Starbucks to grab my grande coffee and I am all of the sudden overwhelmed with nausea. Uh oh. I throw up in the bathroom.

15 minutes later we are walking up to Grandmother’s room. We are a full 30 minutes late. My brother ducks into the restroom on the way up. I know how he feels. We spend about an hour with our Dad and Grandmother. The doctor comes in and says that she is looking really good (yay!). Around 10:30am Mike and I say our goodbyes and vow to do a better a job of calling.

As we get to the car my brother asks if I can drive. I don’t want to, but I agree. We are off! The plan is to drop me off at the New Orleans airport on the way back to Austin. I am hoping to hit town a little bit early so that we can stop for some Cajun food.

After about 15 minutes on the road I am still feeling terrible. I pull into a McDonalds for something salty. A piece of sausage and 4 chicken nuggets later I am feeling much better. For the next 3 hours I drive and my brother naps. Somewhere outside of New Orleans I pull over for gas and Mike takes over driving. As we get close to the airport he asks me to find him a hotel. I find one a few miles from the airport and he asks if I can take a cab from there. I am bummed there will be no beignets and coffee with chicory root, but he looks very sick, so I agree.  

After making sure that Mike gets checked in I call another Uber. The driver is pretty curious about what I’m doing at the Super 8 by myself with no bags. I want to remain mysterious but the driver is really friendly so I explain my day to him. He advises that I eat a late lunch at Dooky Chase’s before going through security and drops me off right in front of it.

Lunch is friend chicken and collards and it is delicious. I heavily consider a beignet but change my mind when I realize they are only sold in sets of three. From here I make my way to my gate and buy something called gooey cake and a cup of coffee. This combination of bitter and sweet is truly mid blowing.


Once I board, I settle in with a few bad movies from the Delta onboard entertainment system. Eventually I land back at LAX and take the shuttle over to my car in Lot C.  That was an eventful trip and I am looking forward to doing it again next year!

Saturday, September 23, 2017

It's Spring Break 1995.

Saturday, September 23rd 2017
Destin, FL

It’s 8am Central Time and I am dragging myself out of bed. It’s miserably early, but I only have one full day in Destin and am determined to make the most of it. Last night my brother explained to me that our grandmother has gone into the hospital. He did not have a lot of details other than it’s related to an infection. My Dad, who was supposed to be back home in Austin, is currently at the hospital.

I quickly get ready and head down to the “hot breakfast” provided by our hotel. I am convinced they will have bacon but I am quickly proven wrong. Apparently hot breakfast is code for you-can-make-your-own-waffle. I am disappointed and request that my brother drives us to Starbucks. Luckily, he agrees.

Once we get through the Starbucks drive through I carefully add a packet of coconut oil and ghee to my grande coffee. Yes, I travel with my own butter; breakfast is served.

Soon we arrive at the Fort Walton Medical Center. We take our time parking the car and walking up to my grandmother’s room. Neither of us know what to expect.

We see our Dad first when we enter the room. There is a nurse changing out our grandmother’s IV and she looks happy and alert. We both sigh in relief.

Dad explains that she has a skin infection called cellulitis. So far it’s mild and only in her skin. It’s not serious unless it gets into her blood. Eventually the nurse finishes up and we all sit down to catch up. We had planned to take our grandmother to the beach and then out to dinner for a post birthday celebration. We are all disappointed to hear that will no longer happen. My grandmother is quick to point out that I have lost weight and that my brother has gained weight. I laugh heartily; I truly love this woman.

We discuss our travels to get there, health status and, most importantly, Texas football. After a few hours it’s time for lunch. My grandmother has her lunch delivered to her bed. My brother and I are temporarily dismissed to go find our own food.

We head in the direction of the beach and eventually find a place called Al’s Burger Bar. I am skeptical, but my mushroom-swiss burger ends up tasting amazing. We also get a table that is literally on the beach. I cannot believe how easy it is to get a good meal and a good table in Destin. After lunch we discuss our plans for the rest of the day. Grandmother can’t stay awake for more than a few hours, so we decide to go back and visit for another 2 hours and then head over to the beach before sunset.

I did not bring a swimsuit, so we make a quick stop at Target on the way back. I am unsuccessful, however, we decide to head back anyways. I don’t really have to go swimming. As we pull into the parking lot we are intercepted by Dad. Grandmother is napping and he is going to drive to Kohl’s to buy some more clothes for himself. We hitch a ride. The trip to Kohl’s ends up much more fruitful than Target, I acquire new swimsuit and a pair of sweats. My Dad strikes out, however; I guess this is his Target.

When we get back to the hospital Grandmother is awake again. We talk some more until she falls back asleep.

From there Mike and I make several stops. Gas, beer, hotel, beach. Boom!

I am laying out in my brand new Kohl’s swimsuit on top of my shower towel from the Day’s Inn. We have a cooler of beer and my brother has produced two cozies from his FJ Cruiser. The beach is lovely. The air is warm and breezy, the sand is soft and the ocean is as calm as bathtub. The gulf is so different from the California coast. We spend a few hours drinking, swimming and catching up before my Dad arrives. With his help we finish up our cooler beer and head up to the restaurants to find some dinner. As we approach the hostess station we are all surprised at how empty everything looks. It turns out that the electricity is out and all of the restaurants in this area are closed for the night. Lame.

We pile into the FJ and head over to Destin. We start out at AJ’s Oyster Bar. It’s enormous and reminds me of MTV’s Spring Break Special from 1995. I ask for any kind of beer from Sweetwater Brewery and am told they don’t have it. Ugh. Now I am on a mission. From here we head over to a few other restaurant-bars and eventually find one with Sweetwater. I am drunk and thankfully Dad remembers to order us some food (partying with your parents has its advantages!).

After a dinner of nachos and chicken wings we decide to head back to our hotels. I explain to Dad and Mike about Uber and they are both fascinated (to be fair, Uber is not allowed to operate in Austin, so they do have plausible deniability). Somehow we all end up in one Uber even though our hotels are not by each other. We drive across town to drop my Dad off and then our driver drops us off at a bar next door to the Days Inn. As soon as we enter I know we made a mistake. I am beat and can barely drink anything else. After about 30 minutes we head back.


I quickly shower and then pass out almost immediately. Tomorrow is going to rough.