Thursday, August 24, 2017

Is it happy hour yet?

Thursday, August 24th, 2017
Yosemite National Park

It’s about 9am and we are waking up from a wonderful night’s sleep. Our hike to Half Dome is complete and we have a full day to hang out in beautiful Yosemite. After about 30 minutes of shuffling around we all head over to the main dining hall for breakfast. I struggle to get a plate without toast or potatoes and eventually end up with a bunch of side dishes. I also grab a cup of steaming hot coffee. I feel groggy.

Around 10:30am we are ready to see the rest of Yosemite! We are all in agreement that we do not want to hike up any more hills. Luckily Yosemite is drivable. We start out with El Capitan (which is a very, very large rock). We park next to the trail labeled “El Capitan” and start walking. The sun is excruciatingly hot and there has been a marked decline in air quality since yesterday (there are fires close by). After about 15 minutes the trail becomes narrow and difficult to follow. Since we already had a great view of El Capitan from the road we opt to turn back to the car.

Our next stop is the Majestic Yosemite Hotel. I luck out with a parking space right by the front door (we are happy we don’t walk very far!). We spend about 20 minutes looking around and taking pictures. We also make note of the outdoor bar seating.

From here we opt to drive over to Wawona, which is on the other side of the park. This is the oldest part of Yosemite and features a historical center and a redwood grove. However, it’s not clear whether or not the grove is actually open. 

The drive takes about 45 minutes. Upon arrival, we find a whole bunch of old stage coaches lined up next to the parking lot. This must be the Pioneer History Center. Huh. We spend about 30 minutes walking around in the hot sun. Aside from the old stage coaches we also find some replicas of old cabins and informational plaques all over the place. Eventually we sit down at a picnic table for a quick snack.

We make an attempt at visiting the redwood grove but the road is blocked off. It’s nearing mid-afternoon so we make the decision to head back towards Half Dome Village, but make a quick side trip to try to visit 2 other redwood groves. After about 45 minutes of driving we arrive at Tuolumne Grove. We all get out of the car and take a quick restroom break. As we are all stretching by the parking lot we take a look at the trail head. The sign describes the hike to the grove as “difficult” and taking 1.5 hours to complete. We unanimously agree to skip this hike.

On the way back we swing by Merced Grove. It is also labeled as “difficult”. Since it’s basically 4pm, we decide to head back to our campsite and commence happy hour.

It’s early and therefore easy to grab 3 rocking chairs on the deck. We take turns grabbing rounds of beer from the bar and thoroughly enjoy sitting in the shade. Around 6pm we decide to get some dinner. Not wanting to lose prime real estate we take turns getting food. Sarah goes first and returns with pizza. Laura goes next, returning with a full to-go box of pasta from the main dining hall. She announces there is meatloaf and my dinner decision is made.

After dinner we are tired and bordering on drunk. There is not much else to do here and we can not sit in the rocking chairs any longer without falling asleep. We decide to brave the Yosemite bus system and check out the bar at the Majestic Yosemite Hotel. 

This turns out to be a great idea. We grab an outside table near the courtyard and enjoy a beautiful view and a glass of wine. Once the sun has set we play a few rounds of Heads-Up on Laura’s iPhone. We’re having a great time.

Around 9pm we take the bus back to Half Dome Village. We have to transfer bus lines and it’s pretty confusing. Luckily the driver from our first bus basically holds our hands throughout the entire process (I can’t believe how difficult this is!).

Now that we are back at Half Dome Village we decide to open one more bottle of wine. This turns out to be a bad idea. As we finish our bottle we stumble back to our tent-cabin. I drink plenty of water, but I know that a hangover is coming. It’s okay though, tomorrow we drive to Monterey!





Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Pride and stupidity

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017
Yosemite National Park

It’s 4:30am and 3 different cell phone alarms are going off. It’s pitch dark outside and we have 30 minutes to get ready for our 5am departure. Today we are attempting Half Dome, a hike which should take around 12-14 hours. I am tired but also very excited. I drag myself out of bed and into my hiking clothes, which are carefully laid out on top of my bag. I shuffle over to our bear box to retrieve toothpaste and deodorant and am off to the bathroom. I say hello to Laura, who is already halfway through her morning routine. We were both surprised to see another hiker in the ladies room – a very perky girl, a few years younger than us. She asks if we are hiking Half Dome and we give some non-committal answer about trying our best. She chirps that she woke up at midnight yesterday and did the whole hike in 10 hours. She says that it’s amazing.

After completing my morning routine, I walk back to our bear box and retrieve "breakfast". I am highly addicted to bulletproof coffee and found a chilled version at Whole Foods a few days ago. I pull out 3 bottles and share with my friends. I am completely ready by 5am.

At 5:05am, we are off. There is a bus to the trail head, but it does not start running until 7am. We walk from Half Dome Village to the official trail head for Mist Trail (the first part of our summit). The distance is about ¾ of a mile and we cover it quickly. The sun is coming up as we officially begin our ascent.

The first part of the trail is very easy to walk. It’s all uphill, but the walkway is paved. Eventually we hit the end of the paved trail, which is also the last stop for potable water. From here we start up a series of endless staircases, situated next to 2 very dramatic waterfalls. The breeze is cool and waves of mist leave us slightly damp.

Around 8am we hit the top of the waterfalls. We stop for a few minutes for a quick snack and marvel at the fact that it is only 8am. Energy levels are high as we continue up the mountain.

The next part of the trail remains a steep incline but instead of steps, we get little, steep, rocky hills interspersed with somewhat level switchbacks. We lose a lot of speed on this section as the sun begins to warm up the trail. I attempt to use my hiking poles, but they are stuck in the collapsed position. Finally, we hit the top, where the Mist Trail joins with the John Muir Trail. The Mist Trail is short and steep, whereas the John Muir Trail is longer but flatter. Later we will choose which trail we want take back down to camp.

It’s about 9:15am and we are entering the part of the hike that runs through a flat, beautiful valley. The trail is wide and the terrain is easy. After about 15 minutes we decide to take a break for lunch. Laura and Sarah eat their PB&J sandwiches and I attempt to tear through as much beef jerky as possible. I am eating as fast as I can but I am still slowing down the group. I also insist on some extra time to figure out how to elongate my hiking poles. It takes a full 5 minutes, but I finally figure it out; clearly I am the weakest link.

By 10am we are off again. We make a quick stop at the entrance of the Little Yosemite Valley Campground. These are the last restrooms before Half Dome. I look around for potable water, but there is none. I knew this was the case, but I had to look anyways.

The next part of the trail is gradual ascent to the Sub Dome. The trees are getting smaller and even though the trail is less steep, walking becomes more difficult. We are all out of breath but continue to push through this section. Eventually we hit the last look out point before the Sub Dome. We can see Half Dome is the distance. It looks pretty terrifying. I know that thinking about it will kill my sense of adventure, so I turn off the logical side of my brain. We also take a few minutes to check in with each other. I am very tired and struggling but want to continue. Laura claims to be tired (though she really doesn’t look like it). Sarah, like me, is also struggling but had decided to sit out for the final ascent (clearly, her logical brain is still working!). 

Laura and I continue to the Sub Dome. This part of the hike is absolutely breathtaking. The Sub Dome is mostly rock with magnificent 360 degree views. Despite the amazing views the hike is difficult. It’s filled with very steep staircases. Also, without tree cover, the sun is punishing. We are passed multiple times on the staircases, but it's okay; neither of us are in a hurry.

Around 12:30pm we reach the base of Half Dome. The last 400 feet require the assistance of metal cables, which we will use to pull ourselves up to the very top. The ascent looks nearly vertical from where we are standing. I continue to ignore the logical part of my brain and convince myself that it’s not as steep as it looks. We are both scared but stash our hiking poles under a rock, put on our gloves and forge ahead.

There are 2 parallel lines of metal cables running from the base of Half Dome to the top. They are “secured” by metal poles, which are placed into holes in the face of the rock. However, if you were to pull one of the metal poles directly up, it would come out of the rock. There are also about 3 sets of parallel metal cables; where the first set dips back down to the rock the second set crisscrosses it, running from the rock to the next pole (I understand the logic here, but I was mentally prepared for one continuous cable). There are also large railway ties connected to the rock every 10 feet or so. The idea is that you pull yourself upwards using both your arms and legs and then rest on the railway ties. Resting in necessary since the incline is very steep (up to 56 degrees at some points). There is a line of people going up and a line of people coming down. Each line is using both cables in between railway ties and then passing each other on the railway ties using the cable on their right. There is a lot of communication about who is going next. 

From my current perspective I can tell there is a steep incline, a very steep incline, another steep incline and then a gradual decreasing incline at the very top. The first few railway ties are scary but manageable. As we approach the very steep part, I am starting to panic. Aside from the intense fear of falling, the heat is getting very bad and I can barely catch my breath. At one point I am milliseconds away from turning back, but I continue ahead, purely out of pride (and perhaps some stupidity). There is a hiker a few places ahead of me who is actually freaking out. I am secretly grateful because this gives me a chance to catch my breath.

After nearly 30 minutes on the cables, we finally reach the top. I basically crawl out of the way of the other hikers to sit for a full five minutes. A combination of fear, heat and physical exertion has me very close to throwing up. After my rest, we take a quick loop around the top. We take a few photos and notice some white fluffy clouds hovering close by. My intense fear of the descent on the cables coupled with the clouds results in a snap decision to head back down.

Once we are back on the cables we decide to walk down backwards. I realize with complete and utter surprise that the descent is easy! It’s easy and it’s fun! I cannot believe how not-scared I am at this moment. We take our time going down the cables. I am all smiles and share encouraging words to the hikers who are heading upwards.

Once we are at the bottom we have a celebratory drink of water, grab our poles and start the walk back through the Sub Dome. We are moving somewhat slowly down the very steep staircases but I am starting get my breath back and am feeling pretty good.

By the time we meet up with Sarah it’s already 1:30pm. The hike back down to Little Yosemite Valley campground is brisk and silent. We stop here for another restroom break. The flatness of the proceeding valley is very welcomed. At one point, we stop by the river as I attempt to filter some water for my dwindling camelback. After about 10 minutes of futile effort coupled with one water snake sighting, I give up. To be fair I started the day with 6 liters, so I am probably not going to get dehydrated.

Once we are back down to the top of the waterfalls we unanimously choose to take the longer, flatter John Muir trail down to our camp. The trail is beautiful and covered in shade. Other hikers are flying past us, but we don’t really care. At one point a group of scantily-clad European men pass us by. They are literally wearing nothing but teeny, tiny shorts and sandals. Sarah calls them the lost boys of summer and I cannot stop giggling.

Eventually we get past the falls and into the deep forest, the descent is gradual and trail is full of bugs. My feet are starting hurt and we have lost the cool breeze of the falls. I forge ahead, fighting off bugs and trying to keep my complaints to myself. We continue in this fashion for what seems like forever. Eventually we get back to the potable water source. We each fill up a liter of water and are verbally grateful that are almost done.

About 45 minutes later we are back at the trail head. We see a shuttle bus but are unable to run to catch it. Out of nowhere comes another hiker who sprints to the bus and stops the driver. We are full of gratitude. Our feet are in extreme pain as we wait patiently for our stop. Around 6:30pm we head back into our camp. We make a quick stop at the tent-cabin where I put on sandals and have a quick snack from the cooler.

It’s just getting dark outside as we head back to the center of camp for beer and dinner. We are a mess of people unable to make decisions. 

First, we all head into the little store to buy some champagne. I don’t really want champagne, but they are selling it and it seems like the right thing to do. There is only one single-serving-sized bottle left. I buy that bottle along with an additional can (yes, a can of champagne). I also snag some little cups from the cashier (after all we have standards!).   

Next Laura decides to order from the grill and Sarah goes for beer; I hold a table for us. When Laura returns to the table I take my place at grill window and am told they are closed for the night. I explain that I am eating with my friends but they don’t really care. I am devastated and sit down to drink my champagne. Both mentally and physically exhausted I wander over to the pizza window. I order a hot dog and finally get settled back at our table with my hot dog and a cold beer. Surprisingly, I am very satisfied by this meal.

Around 8:30pm we head back to our tent-cabin. I am intent on finding a shower and Sarah comes through with multiple shower locations! We head over to a less populated area of camp and walk right into 2 empty showers. It is amazing. After a quick walk back to the tent-cabin, we all negotiate a late wake up time and quickly fall asleep.

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

It's just like the Olympic Village.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017
Los Angeles, CA, Fresno, CA and Yosemite National Park

It’s about 7:30am and I am waking up for an 8:50am pick up at LAX. I am fighting a nasty headache and find time to make a quick stop at Sprouts and Starbucks. I buy some trail mix for the road, along with a large coffee and some sous vide egg bites.

I arrive at the airport a full ten minutes before Sarah’s plane is scheduled to land. This is the most on-time I have ever been! I make my way to the cell phone waiting lot (for the first time ever!) and wait about 20 minutes. At 9:10am we meet in Arrivals. Vacation has officially begun!

Our drive to Fresno is uneventful. At one point we stop for coffee and a snack, but otherwise we are making good time. Around 1pm we pull into the airport in Fresno. Laura has only been waiting for about 20 minutes or so. Our logistics are definitely on point. 

From here we make our way to our final destination: Yosemite National Park. 

The drive to Yosemite takes about an hour. When we arrive we have to pay a park entrance fee of $30. It’s okay though, we were warned about this on the website. Once we enter the park it takes almost 45 minutes to make our way to our tent-cabin in Half Dome Village. The roads are being worked on, which considerably slows our progress. Around 3pm we finally arrive. 

Laura takes a few minutes to check us in and then we start the laborious process of dragging our stuff to our tent-cabin, which is located approximately 100 yards from the parking lot.

Our tent-cabin is aptly named because it is literally half tent and half cabin. We have a wooden floor, a ceiling light, 4 cots and a bookshelf. The walls and ceiling are made of canvas and we have about 2 feet of space on either side before a new tent-cabin begins. There are literally hundreds of tent-cabins crammed into a small area. There are lots of similes to describe this living situation, but I choose to think of it as being just like the Olympic Village. Laura and Sarah disagree.

Now that everything is settled, it’s time to explore. We head over to the center of camp. There are 2 gift shops, a small, walk-up pizza window, a walk up burger grill, an outdoor bar and a large cafeteria-style dining hall. There are 2 huge outdoor decks and some kind of inside meeting area with rows of rocking chairs out front. This is smaller than I expected, but it will do.

Now that we have the lay of the land, it’s clearly time for beer. Our plan is to call it a (very) early night so that we can wake up at 4:30am for our attempt at hiking to the top of Half Dome. We take our time with 2 rounds of beer on the deck. We are relaxed, but also keeping an eye on the very aggressive squirrel population. 

After drinks we head over to the dining hall for dinner. I am attempting to eat low carb and convince the server to give me a full serving of curry chicken along with 2 servings of broccoli topped with Alfredo sauce. This is a great meal.

After dinner we head back to our tent-cabin. It’s not even 8pm, but we are determined to go to sleep. We decide to push our showers until tomorrow and all crawl into bed. I read for almost a full hour before falling fast asleep.


    

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Cats are good judges of character


Tuesday, November 29th, 2016
New York, New York

It’s 4:30am EST and I am quietly gathering my stuff for a 5am airport pick up. I have elected to pay a car service for a ride to the airport, since taking a train will take almost 4 times as long at this time of day. My ankle is still very swollen and I can barely put any weight on it. Around 4:55am I start to hobble down the front steps. Sarah has generously gotten out of bed to carry my bag down the steps and hug me goodbye. Luckily, my driver is right on time. 

A few blocks from Sarah’s the driver turns to me and insists that I pay him cash. Despite the fact that the booking site offered payment by credit card, I eventually I agree. He stops at a corner store and tells me to go inside to get cash. I feel like I may be mugged soon, but I am also too tired to really care. When I get inside, I see a group of workers hanging around the cashier and small cat that is frantically rubbing against their legs. I think that cats are good judges of character and begin to relax.

I successfully withdraw cash for my driver and soon we are on our way out of Brooklyn. The drive to the airport is easy and we arrive ahead of schedule. 

When I go to check in I notice that my pre-check has been disabled. I ask the airline agent and she basically tells me “tough shit”. I guess they do not have to honor pre-check status if they don’t want to. This is fine with me though, everyone can just wait patiently while I sit on the floor and gingerly slide my very sore and swollen foot out of my little shoe. As it turns out, nobody really cares and they all just walk around me. 

Eventually I get through security and start to hobble to my gate. It's not as bad as it sounds though; my rolly bag doubles nicely as a cane. I make a quick stop at a coffee cart and successfully grab a seat right next to my gate.

The rest of of my travel home is uneventful. The pain in my ankle even starts to subside about halfway through my flight. As I sit quietly in my seat I start to organize my photos and feel very appreciative of the colorfulness, the hardship and the fun that is New York City.